That pirate had little lady boobs too.

Were there people who didn’t know that?

More like cashiers checks and account balances…

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Especially women

This always felt like a convenient retcon. Dubya misspoke all the time, I have a hard time believing he could actually think on his feet that quickly.

There’s at least one in the White House.

Yep. When it starts to affect their bottom line, these companies will start putting (monetary) pressure on the politicians for you.

Channing Tatum as a NASA scientist in “fly me to the moon” was just painful.

Let’s be real, burning coal on the moon would actually be less harmful to the environment… as long as you ignore the carbon emissions needed to transport the coal to the moon in the first place.

You the pedo island where pedos rape kids?

Just don’t use that nasty crap in a green can. Real Parmesan or GTFO.

I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.

You wouldn’t believe how much he pays his taint washer.

Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

In case you don’t recognize her, that’s Malena Morgan. There’s a lot out there of her.