Legit bit of code I saw once getRandomColor() { Random.seed = 0; return Color.blue; }

Ooh I did a project based on this in Uni. It’s surprisingly easy to build a kill bot even without a processing unit. In fact the real issue is getting it to not kill everything that moves.

On the reverse side I told a bunch of people on Furcadia that 2 airplanes had just hit the twin towers.

Do not Google Furcadia on your work PC.

I had these in Portugal (not dominos) they came with nacho toppings and you could dip it in the central bowl. Which is just a bit of alluminium foil under the bread dough shapping it. The bread under the cheese tastes amazing too.

10/10 have one every time I can.

My weird “paranormal” quirk is knowing when someone is sick by smell. My nose is usually blocked up and I can barely smell flowers but for some reason I can just tell when someone is incubating some sickness that will make them bedridden the next day.

No idea how it works. I just smell “sick” - it’s kind of this warm earthy ground smell. I can even smell it on myself sometimes and I’ll know I need to take a day off tomorrow. My theory is I can smell something off in the skin temperature.

If it’s the UK it’s cheaper to meet in a random ass village in Lapland. (Or Mallorca).

Why is everyone suggesting ventoy and stuff and no one is telling you to just reformat drives you no longer need? Or are they all live OSs in use? Am I missing something?

When I lived in Germany I told this joke to a bunch of people.

Foreigners were either slightly offended (for the jab at germans) or found it chuckle worthy.

Germans couldn’t stop laughing.

Finally a career worth going for.

You’re right, but they do lead the Gaza strip.

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Helsinki yes, Finland no.

They don’t afaik unless you’re a legal immigrant. If you’re ilegal they will try to get you home.

Look into Hema. I’m sure there’s a club local-ish to you and if not just start one.

Eh going the extra mile is how I got so burned out I had to quit a job for the sake of my physical and mental health.

Did I get promoted? Hell no. Never did. The boss’s wife sure did though.

Yes I’m aware you said balance but I just had to share why I’m currently trying not to care anymore. Note I said trying, I’m really terrible at not giving everything to every project I’m in.

Regardless of other measures why do countries implement golden visas for real estate purchasers? Portugal has been doing it for disastrous effects.

Not American but doesn’t central America get cold as fuck at night? I would assume that’s what cowboys dressed for since you can always remove clothes but you can’t exactly create them from thin air at night.

Nooo the economy

(Stolen from another meme)

Same happened with me but on YouTube! Reported an ad that was pretending to be fox news or something, led to a website pretending to be another news site that linked to a fake shell (the oil company) site to get your credit card information. Despite going very in depth about the scam “everything was fine”.

I think it’s “Return to a life where you don’t get internal organs in your hair?”