Raw on a sandwich or lightly fried in garlic butter. It’s also great raw with a bit of oil, salt, and pepper, if you’re feeling healthy.

They taught Welsh, French, and German when I was at school but they swapped German for Spanish a few years after I finished.

I upgraded to the box but with all the cables neatly bundled with velcro, it’s still a mess.

I use a scrubbing brush with a long handle.

Have some deep fried pizza as an appetiser.

How different is it from regular Yorkshire?

I used to torture my sister’s boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.

So it’s like web development?

The end credits music was quite good if I remember right though.

Damn, I pay something like £65 for that speed in the UK.

I have the words “software engineer” in my job title but I hate it.

We aren’t engineers, we’re a bunch of undisciplined hackers, engineers have standards and ethics.

Programmer is my preferred term, or software developer.

Code monkey is also acceptable.

Start a tech company, then sell out to a corporation.

I’m 36, I live in the UK, and I’ve driven a manual car since I was 17. I’ve only driven an automatic twice in my life and I’ll probably never own one.