Tag yourself, I’m rip.

Nuclear power is just boiling water

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

To say nothing of cockroaches…

Nuclear power is just boiling water

The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

They both were

Asked Dumbledore calmly

It’s a joke about checkers. When you get a piece to the end of the board, that piece gets “kinged” by placing a second piece on top of it, usually one you’ve lost during the game. (That piece can then move both forwards and backwards.)

That too, but there was also a gag in an episode where they’re at a ski lodge where Fry says, “Thank god global warming never happened,” and Leela responds, “Actually it did, but thank god for nuclear winter.”

That was how I felt about Blair Witch. Full disclosure, I don’t like horror to begin with, but to me the movie was about a group of people in the woods with a scary thing somewhere, and when they finally find the thing it ends.

It’s like if Texas Chainsaw was about a bunch of teenagers who stood around while you hear a chainsaw running somewhere in the distance, the cuts to black right when the killer shows up.

I couldn’t watch it, not because it wasn’t good but because I was constantly getting unbelievably depressed about how accurately it mirrors the world today. Every scene had me thinking “this would be funny if it wasn’t exactly how it would actually pan out.” I think it might be hilarious a few decades after this all blows over but right now it hits way too close to home.

It’s cool, he’ll replace it with his concepts of a plan.

The unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.

*Claims to have killed, having been directly refuted by other members of the team

I think we still can’t beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.

First past the post is bad, but the electoral college can make voter apathy unbearable. My state is more of a swing state now, but it used to be solidly red for decades, and voting blue felt like spitting in a hurricane.

Good thing he has a trans daughter, multiple major businesses, and one of the largest social media platforms. He seems bang-up for the job.

That’s working under the generous assumption he was there to protect American ideals, and not to fulfill his dream of shooting brown people.

You just yadda yaddad over the best part!