I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
When I was younger, I used to throw grasshoppers into pens full of baby chicks where they would tear the grasshoppers limb from limb. Also, rats used to live in the henhouse but they don’t anymore because the hens killed all the rats.
“The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage”
Apparently he isn’t very good at being a terrorist. It didn’t even manage to knock down the door and I can’t even see any damage in the picture.
Illegal immigrants deserve more then 35k. Those people are getting away from the worst places imaginable with nothing to their names
You joke, but many modern trucks/SUVs have worst visibility then a M1 abrams.
I hate the interface rework that requires you to use your mouse, and won’t play new versions because of it
My highschool had a bunch of classes based around welding and working with metal
Positive adjective, rual noun
Cold beer
Warm night
Red pick-up
and something about hunting or fishing thrown in there and you now have a modern country song
I petted an opossum once, it was playing dead therefore safe to touch.
I feel the same way. I also have difficulties with thermoregulation and sometimes wonder if I’m actually a lizard person
“But diamonds are forever, don’t you want to show your partner how your love for them is forever too?”
No they fucking aren’t, heat one and hit it with a jet of oxygen and it’ll burn like any other chunk of carbon.
Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn’t brick my home bar, it’s just really annoying.
If your hot-dog tastes
Like a piece of wood
Who’re you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTARD!
Art of the meal
Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun
My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up
I used to have 1000 tabs open on Firefox, it started having stability issues at ~800 and finally crashed for the final time and refused to reopen my tabs at around 1200 (which I assume is because it ran out of memory). However, Amazon’s Silk Browser is fucking indestructible. I have at least 10,000 tabs open on a 10-year old Kindle Fire with minimal performance issues, and the only problem I’m having is that I can’t back up the tabs as URLs in a text file or something in preparation for the kindle fire finally kicking the bucket.
One second, let me try to recreate Ron “I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan” Desantis’s thought process:
Inhale
WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go disinfect my mouth
For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That’s 1.5 colonies of bees.