Two elderly rescue cats, Buttons and Bo.

She (Buttons) is a very needy lapdog of a cat who loves to be carried basically everywhere around the house. Insists on sleeping under blankets while on my bed, usually on her side with her head on a pillow. She also LOVES grooming me, especially my beard. She comes when called, though is mostly deaf. She’s freaked out when I take a bath, coming up to the edge and howling… probably remembering the time she jumped on the edge and very gracefully fell in.

Her brother is downright weird. He’s shaped like a pug (15 pounds, very broad chest, walks almost bow legged due to said breadth). He LOVES to be held like a fat, hairy toddler… ‘sitting’ on his hind legs with his back up against me. He also prefers being under blankets at night, but completely covered. He likes to be carried, but not as much, and due to his length it’s a bit challenging to make him comfortable while doing so.

Both always want attention, love having their bellies scratched and immediately warm up to strangers.

To shreds you say?

I think you mean the bleginning

The two hwat?

You magnificent bastard.

I wonder whatever happened to Unidan…

You still have Zoidberg… YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

Ah, but the rhythm will get you. Tonight.

I was that moron too in 2016.

Never again.

Inductions unclear: lead to spiritual depantsing

Don’t beat yourself up. Seriously.

I was able to break free early partly due to how absurd the hypocrisy became. My mother was going to hell, not because she’s a cold narcissist, but a Jew and a ‘practitioner’ of new age bullshit. And my father saw nothing at all wrong with this type of belief.

Not to mention he was pretty racist (though in a ‘subtle’ way), while helping raise my adopted Korean sister.

I was lucky that he and my mother were such atrociously bad examples of how to deal with others, that I vowed to never be like them.

I really enjoy her work and her ethos of help first.

I was raised religious and at least moderately conservative, though thankfully neither parent has gone even remotely towards Trump’s nightmare orbit.

I am neither now and just keep wondering how people see someone different and think “that’s who caused ALL of my problems… and if I put them in a special camp, all of my problems will disappear”. Especially when said person is either a WWII vet or the child of one.

That was my thought too. Princess Leia is a complete badass and my first time seeing a woman in that such a depiction on any screen.

More like “we can’t hear you over all these AIPAC donations constantly rolling in”.

I’m so happy you are able to finally be you

I’d been a netizen (what an incredibly dated word) for 5 years at that point.

At least I still have my original hips!

Ma’am

How could this chinless monster be any less counter culture than murdering ‘undesirables’ while shielded by cops and the republican establishment?

Nazi punks fuck off!

Treehouse of Horror V

Homer and the amazing multiversal/time travel toaster

“It’s raining again” after Homer flees screaming from the ‘perfect timeline’

‘This is indeed a disturbing universe’… poor Willy