Reminder: billionaires are apes… (For legal reasons, this is a joke)

A modern-day white elephant! Kind of hilarious that Trump of all people got it.

Legal immigrants can claim benefits depending on their immigration status and whether they’ve been granted recourse to public funds; but the majority work their backsides off.

Knowing Trump, Putin was probably given day 1 access on purpose.

He’s an agent for the worms!

It gets worse the more you look.

Neil Buchanan was one of the pillars of my childhood. I wish him nothing but good things.

Last time I checked, a deed poll doesn’t let you change your gender, deed polls are for changing your name. You don’t even have to be trans for that. I foresee many tragedeighs changing their names as soon as they’re old enough, for example.

I misread the title for a moment as “Bialetti is now cheese.”

Post anything about lettuce and get instabanned!

People often (but not always) slide into conspiracies after a trauma or public humiliation. It’s a weird sort of comfort for many of them.

I think the butt one is a chilli, not a carrot.

Bad. Not America bad, but still bad.