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Two phrases I’ve used that roughly correlate:

“Shut your cock holster” and

“Shut your man pleaser”

where both refer to the mouth.

There’s nothing saying such an appropriate demise can’t be surreptitiously expedited.

There might be some if Ham comes back with it. He’s out right now.

“Eh, can’t make chorizo without slaughtering some pigs, y’know?” – 60% of Hispanic voters, apparently.

[…] I bet he did a lot of the harder areas.

I’m sure he helped out a bit with the softer areas, too.

You have a choice, my awesome little dude: the treats isle first, or the toys isle. What’s it gonna be?

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The blessings document generated considerable conservative backlash, and some critics of the late Pope Francis had expressed hope that Pope Leo would rescind or ignore it.

Conservatives as always doing a fantasticdemonstrating why they should be chronodeported 2 millennia back.

Are you comparing an ordinary, common toy to a top fascist government official? They’re referring to Barbie the cartoon character. Deranged though she is, Kristi Noem isn’t some piece of plastic getting stamped out by the millions and sold to children for playtime.

Fuck BigCorp, sure, but it doesn’t mean we always need to assign a deeper meaning to someone’s post beyond what they’ve said

“Oh, do wipe that childish look of confusion off of your face, Kathryn. Whatever the man’s faults may have been, and many they were, his choice of drink was exceptional. You? You’re but a half-step away from boiling kidney and navy beans!”

“Get the hell off my bridge, Q!”

I can’t even quote even one fucking example of their pure bedshitting derangement, because I’d just have to quote the entire goddamn article.

Holy fuck.

"Imma vote for this dude bc he’s gonna get rid of all of the people I hate.

[scary thought]

He won’t come for me, bc I’m better than those people."

It’s just a fun descriptor, and no, it has no impact on the intelligence of any of the bags involved.

What, dude? I’ll tryna chill here.

Consider a bag. Now fill that bag with nothing but wet bags. That bag of wet bags is a rocket surgeon compared to any given republican.

The Secretary of Defense coordinated military operations on Signal, accidentally included a reporter to the group chat (who later spilled the tea on the whole thing), and in that chat claimed they were “clean” on their opsec.

That’s what republicans do. They’re dumber than a bag of wet bags.

Still got mine and use it. I bought mine very early on, and ran into an issue I’ve long since forgotten. I let Valve know and they comped me their entire Valve library, and the issue got sorted later.

An incredibly cool controller, I love the hell out of it.

Time to execute Christians.

Two over.

Psychotic rightist Nazi ghouls calling the left “beyond deranged” is completely on brand with their abject mental degeneracy.

They cheer and shrug their shoulders when blue states suffer, but get violently ass damaged when they receive the same treatment when nature suddenly decides to show them that their god is useless.

Thoughts and prayers, Lone Star State. Now put those bootstraps to use, and pull for all it’s worth.