

Any time I see something like this there’s this really weird part of me that wonders how they did it.
Like, did they just have 100 decks of ICE swag and somebody went and took all the ace of spades from them and just chucked out 100 perfectly good decks of cards? Some upper echelon was like “this might be a fun thing to boost morale” three years ago and now it became a threatening calling card? Completely not what the original idea was?
Did they go the business card route and some nameless minimum wage worker looked at the pattern, didn’t see nudity or swearing, hit print and shipped them 100 threatening calling cards?
Did the guy who came up with the idea to leave these cards have to do their research, shop around, figure out how to use a demo copy of adobe, did they get their kid to do it? Did they just stumble across an old box one day and thought sick I can use these! Did they specifically ask it from their superiors who just rolled their eyes and did it without thinking?
Because I go to enough cons and people give out badge ribbons. Just stupid little things to spread the love, and I always imagine someone just in a good enough mood, putting in a little bit of effort, just to give out a free little thing to make strangers happy.
I really struggle to imagine and understand the inverse of that.























It’s genuinely the reason I don’t get into them. It’s not even the price that stops me, it’s the sheer learning wall (because with that many it is no longer a curve) that is so clearly obvious, I just can’t in good faith let it in my life.
They still aren’t as bad as the Sims, but holy crap.