Strega Nona deserves to be called by her name

Liz Lemon

It’s almost Thanksgiving, and I know what this crowd’s giving thanks for… Sausage!

I only do special ammo. I also make it one time use do make it simple to track. Gone on a hit but not on a miss

I have never had a door stolen. We have to do some paperwork to steal a stone statue that insulted you and then swung it’s arms to fight you. But they used it as the figurehead on their ship

But jars aren’t worth as much as doors

We play with the we don’t track arrows and encumbrance unless you start trying to steal all the doors in the dungeon. The stealing of doors did happen with a group before I joined. We keep the rule just in case

Hot Frosty is great. And by great it’s terrible in the best way

And all governor’s before and after Jessie Ventura have also not given it back. It’s ours

Just read an article about lesbian sheep syndrome that talks about this

You know a bunch of unhappy people? Or a bunch of people who heard a bunch of “I hate my spouse” jokes and decided it was funny and not a cautionary tale.

I am a married man and love every second of it. If there is anyone who should be talking about how there is no benefit to marriage is married women. Statistically married straight women have more household tasks and are unhappier compared to their single cohort. While for married men its the opposite with them having fewer household tasks and happier than single men. So if anyone should be complaining and saying that marriage isn’t worth it are straight women

Theres water most places.

I love the idea of a desert campaign with a kraken patron. Wanted water so bad it found something willing to bring it no matter what happens

I’ve always wanted to play a MEGA-DUNGEON with a DM who wants to run one. I love to making a 2-3 level dungeon when I DM but I don’t think I can do a MEGA ones.

The number of people who say they hate feminism but then talk about how they want what feminism offers is staggering. I wish I had a nickle everytime it happens

I love Github Copilot. It fixes all of my spell errors in comments. Totally worth billions of dollars

A 529 account is specific investment account for children’s education. They have specific tax incentives to putting money into it. It also has various investment options. I would look into that

I like all of Mythic Quest but there are a few that are standouts. The bottle episodes are the best to be honest

West End Girl by Lily Allen

And some women are scared to say “No” or told they should say “No”. Invite the No when you ask

Its still funny as well

All the uncles on my wives side of the family are so useless at Thanksgiving. They don’t cook, clean, clear their plate or even make their own plate. Its one of the most infuriating thing I have ever seen.