mmmmmmmm apple pickin

no no. y’all really don’t seem to be getting it.

she would have starved to death in a russian concentration camp if she didn’t sneak potato peels from the trash to stay alive.

and y’all motherfuckers talking about hurr hurr potato peels are great.

yeah it’s the fuckin best cuisine in the concentration camp, i bet gordon ramsay would praise its creativity and robust taste.

oh yeah my fucking grandma just LOVED the russian concentration camp after WW2. all the rape and potato peels was like a stay in tahiti, i bet.

these fucking idiots.

i’ll spell it out really slow like for ya if it’ll help.

israel’s treatment of the palestinian people is that of an ethnic cleansing.

they are removing their heritage sites.

flooding their farmlands during winter so they’re fucked in the spring.

constantly boxing in all palestinians that live in any of the palestinian territories that still exist.

shooting palestinian women, children

shooting journalists and medics that choose to help or report on the situation.

bulldozing their land and homes to make room for new israeli settlers that will happily steal that land from the palestinians.

responding with disproportionate force after palestinians are goaded into defending themselves. one molotov should not equal days of missile strikes.

they have consistently “accidentally” targeted school buildings and hospitals for missile strikes during disproportionate responses.

basically all of these actions amount to ethnic cleansing, which is a facet of genocide.

israel’s M.O. is to act like nazi lite, then when the world takes notice and outrage occurs, they back off. during that time, they lobby the US government and pull strings and make threats.

and if you criticize israel at all for their behavior on the world stage? well then you’re just a fucking antisemite, and they’ll be quick to call it that.

they spend some of the most money of any world government using social media teams to protect their country’s interests.

you’re looking at smarter nazis with better PR and lots of money.

shit, im sorry you have to deal with that. :(

you should grab the police officer’s gun

(im sorry, im so sorry i couldn’t help that one please don’t hate me)

grrIFFBALL

obsessive compulsive disorder includes constant intrusive thoughts?

edit: holy shit TIL

mate i think you’re remembering a different reality because BK sucks hard and has since the 80’s

ken paxton is a slimy little cunt that shouldn’t be underestimated. i have no doubt behind closed doors he pulled every dirty trick in the book. this is the kind of person that finds and keeps dirt on anyone that might try to destroy him.

and when you have 2/3 the politicians in your pocket, it’s easy to strong arm enough of the other 1/3 to stfu and keep their heads down.

it wasn’t like republicans saw the limelight was on the case and decided to play nice. quite the opposite. the reps that started this whole fight are establishment republicans trying to get their party in the people’s good graces enough to save their fucking party in 2024.

the dumbass think tanks don’t get that (or rather, think they can work with that) and have been performing actions that add nail after nail into their coffin.

NGL adidas, being one of two companies that were started by essentially heirs to the dude who got rich designing and manufacturing the nazi boots, then later saying “ol antisemitic yeezy isn’t that bad right?” for hopes of more money… is admittedly a really bad look.

i would say i don’t get it for the low hanging fruit troll, but fuck that. they really are just that stupid

give the editor that chose the rudy pic a fucking raise

oh wow yet another fucking problem involving the f-35

thanks margot!

i really appreciate you taking the time out of your normally-busy schedule to just be in the river of shit with the rest of us. really makes us feel like our trudge work is worth some respect.

loved you in barbie, btw.

you’re a saint

i love the version of this where the cat says “nah… fuck the police”

so i’ll go ahead and say it, are those classic fucking sugar booger tremors he has going on? dude looks like he’s straight up coke tweaking.

ah yes bot! a succinct 11 points were included in the tl;dr for the article which clearly states 11 moments.

you nailed every single one of them.

good bot.

sweeter than the pudding sucked from these three fingies from ol puddin ron

jesus fuck i cannot wait for these old bags to fucking croak and take their outdated logic with them.