I just remember the one epsiode where Heifer had to sleep in a barn. Next morning he woke up when someone came in to milk the cows, you just saw heifers upper torso, heard a “plop” and then he started looking weirdly and fell over backwards.

I saw that on a weekend on TV during the time when children watch and was wtf did they really just make a heifer had an orgasm because he was milked joke?

The US will pay $300B to Algeria.

My ey wife and me divorced 13 years ago. As we have kids and will coparent and see each other for the rest of our lives there’s also no reason not to share streaming accounts. (And we share them with the kids anyways…)

Ist Datenleck schlimmer als Eier leck?

It feels like “chatgpt i need a ragebait reddit article”

OH MY FUCKING GOD. You could use that with classical conditioning or even light hypnosis (if they agree). Make them get really subby on yakety sax. (that’s the title of the benny hill music)

been there done that, it’s too much fun. Hilarity can be a means of domination.

just a kazoo is the wrong device, you’re want something like a whistle or flute that makes a sound from normal breathing. I 3d printed one for a mask, once.

I have brought a similar but working device into a bdsm session and I can attest that humor in bdsm in one of the fucking hottest things ever. Nothing compares to laughing while dominating someone. Bonus points if the sub has a tickle fetish, hilarity is ensured.

I feel knocking the starter with a hammer is a universal 80s driving experience. Like changing the electric distributor contacts mid trip, and using starter spray when the damn thing refuses to turn on again.

Oil isn’t the problem, my car will turn on again before too much oil drains out of the engine and oil pressure sinks too low. Cooling is, interstingly, so they switched to an electric water pump for cooling - it will stay running during auto off so you don’t get too hot temperatures in the turbo for example. (4cyl 2l engine has a turbo)

There’s quite a bit of tech going into auto off since it first appeared. (Heh, my first car in 1989 had an aftermarket start stop switch to stop the engine at the traffic light - i never used it except once or twice for fun - still one cylinder exploded one day on the Autobahn)

Depends very much on the car. My car has auto off and starts up the engine as soon as the car in front of me starts moving (it detects that with the parking and radar sensors).

Or if I just move the foot off the braking pedal the engine will be fully running as soon as my foot reaches the gas pedal.

It’s at 2017 Mercedes, at the time they already spent some effort into that tech, for example I have an electrical water pump that keeps up the circulation even during auto off and the starter is different so it can start the car even while starting to move.

The only moment I turn it off (ok switch to sport mode which turns autostop off) is when I want to race someone at the light in order to change lanes in front of them later.

I normal operation you don’t notice.

Ah and last year autostop did not work for a few months as my battery was old, the car noticed and refrained from stopping the engine until I got a new battery (It will also do if I need aircon or the motor is too cold or a number of other conditions)

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Oooooh wood fired - that’s on another level even.

I recently also upgraded my normal stove by just checking classifieds and ebay for a long time until I found a good oven used oven. (Amazing it has even the. microwave built in, so I could throw out one box out of the kitchen).

It took a year of reading until I found one for Eur 50.- and then I sold my old one next day for 30.- (wanted to get rid of it quickly).

The new oven goes up to 300C.

Otoh I don’t have wife (anymore 😂) whom I need to discuss such things with.

Nice hydration (360/500 = 70%) and with the hard wheat flour it will not get too sticky. Ah instead of flour I just use a bit of semola.

I try to prepare the dough 1 or 2 days before and let it ripen in a box in the fridge. (And take it out in time so it warms up before I split into about 280g dough balls).

Things improved to another level when I bought a cheap 400C pizza oven. I bake for 3 minutes now. If you don’t have a pizza oven get a ceramic pizza stone, set your oven to the max temp it can go and let the stone heat soak. Reduce baking time accordingly.

Ah, sauce is just San Marzano tomatoes, a bit of salt and a small dash of olive oil.

Oh: do not use baking paper if you have a really hot oven, it will burn.

Dass es eine Tierbezeichnung ist, steht nicht im primären Fokus meiner Wahrnehmung, ich assoziiere es eher mit “affig” also albern. Also gelackt und affig, also eine Person die primär in alberner Weise um ihre Aussenwirkung bemüht ist.

Ehrlich gesagt sehe ich nicht, wie das bei einem Politiker als Persönlichkeitseigenschaft gesehen werden kann und nicht als Kritik an der politischen Arbeit und Aussenwirkung über den Punkt hinaus wo Persönlichkeiteigenschaften letztere beeinflussen.

Ich gebe gerne meine Ansicht zu dieser Sache und ob ich es für eine persönliche Beleidigung halte, öffentlich zu Protokoll, ich bin aber nicht der, der so etwas selbst vor Gericht ausfechten würde.

Dazu ist mir das zu albern und zu kleinlich und bestätigt nur meine private Meinung, die ich daher nicht in kurzen prägnanten Worten wiedergeben kann.

Edit: s/Begleitung/Beleidigung/ wg autocorrect

Meiner Meinung nach könnte man einen Politiker, der vorrangig um seine Aussenwirkung bemüht ist und nichts wirklich leistet, durchaus als solchen bezeichnen, schließlich bringt dieser Ausdruck genau das auf den Punkt. Es ist mir allerdings zu riskant meine Meinung konkret zu formulieren.

CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH!

There’s a lot better ways of dealing with Transnistria, which are happening even right now. It’s on the way to reintegraion. Vibe-bombings there out of spite would be rather contraindicated.

I know you were joking, but the thought alone rubs me wrong after the orange idiot made things worse worldwide by bombing instead of following “the art of the deal” with Iran.