Greg Abbott would certainly ignore any decision he didn’t agree with.

You can’t imagine that half of the world’s population lives on less than $360? You sweet, summer child…

Where’s the love for white Gatorade? My extensive research has proven this the best color to prevent hangovers.

I’m dismissing it right now. I’m finding it quite easy to do so.

this shit is literally plastic.

It’s cheese with sodium citrate added so it melts easier. It’s not literally plastic; this take is false, outdated, juvenile, and completely overblown and hyperbolic.

I’m American and I just want to live and drink vodka.

I came in to ask if there were actually people out there getting drunk before finishing a single (what is that, 500ml?) bottle of Soju!?

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WHITE MEN!?!?!?!?

Your both sides bullshit is designed to keep people away from the polls and I see right through it.

No one calls them that, though.

Since when are all politicians just three letter abbreviations? AOC, DJT, MTG, where did this come from I hate it

Where? Because… No, they didn’t.

Tankees. Tankees everywhere.

You made a coherent argument as to why you use a service, specific to yourself. You get downvoted for doing so. Never change, lemmy.

…Or, perhaps, do change. Y’all can still sniff your own farts if y’all pull y’all’s heads slightly out of your asses.

DOD equipment and functionality should NEVER be utilized by police. The two are different groups for a reason.

“There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.” - Commander Adama in Battlestar Galactica

A bit idealistic in the police serving and protecting but I agree with the sentiment.

Had to scroll way too far down for someone to point that out, lol.

The day they finally kill old.reddit is the day I give it up completely.

Same here, for sure. I do lemmy on my phone and reddit on my laptop, I’ll just switch to lemmy on both when that day comes.

Yeah, browsing my own curated subs on old.reddit with RES and uBlock Origin is nowhere near as bad as people are making reddit out to be. Don’t get me wrong, reddit IS shit, but my experience isn’t the kind of shit people say it is.

It ends on a down note.

Ozzy Osbourne would like a word.

I’m not sure about rotten coconut but there are small black ants here in Oklahoma that smell strongly… metallic? to me when I squish then.