Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn’t another conspiracy theory? I’m just so confused

I wish that I had Chesse’s girl

I read PenisDuckCuck9001’s comment, and who can really argue with what PenisDuckCuck9001 is saying?

That’s what this cis dad is called. Or at least this is how all sentences start in this house.

Oh, I know.

To paraphrase Office Space:

Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean

My great-grandparents had an electric mower in the 80s. I never saw anyone else with one until the 2010s.

No W, then?

It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.

Until something gooier comes along.

(really I just saw an opportunity to use “gooier” for the first time and I just couldn’t pass it up)

To collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.

I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh

https://falconmovies.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/race6.jpg

The distinction between a noun modified by an adjective or noun adjunct and a simple compound noun in English is not well defined. You can absolutely call space an adjective in this case.

It’s an adjective?

(Q: What kind of billionaires? A: Space billionaires!)

It even embiggens a kwyjibo like me!

(Sadly I am a fat North American ape, but not balding yet)

When did this happen???

I just read the “Christmas Message” from our CEO, I will paraphrase, “thanks God for sending your son Jesus to save us!” Wish I could quit.

Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!