Why is this posted, much less upvoted?

Who gives a fuck about a polishing cloth? Sounds like a joke.

but the towns are too embarrassed to talk about it, but black people are eating dogs.

Is that a direct quote?

That’s fucked up, I laughed.

Someone should dub the ring hit sound onto drone footage of someone getting fragged

I like this therefore you must also like this.

But big head mode

Maybe ultra low frequency somehow.

Use your spider-centered language folks!

It should be: Spiders who are temporarily experiencing homelessness.

Proximity to light most likely means proximity to society and all the byproducts of civilization. If it turns out lights at night cause alzheimers I’d be stunned.

Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

You could do a lot worse than Obama Prism

and up to 25 people who spend $24,750 (using only crypto) are promised tickets to a Trump gala in Florida next month and cocktails with the former president.

Good way to launder 600,000 dollars

Jesus fuck ow ow ow

source

Cars are not a good example of what you are talking about. Deaths are much much lower than they used to be.

pre-enacted

“FuckCarsCircleJerk”

Ohhhh I get it. The guy hated the stress of Mondays, so he killed Prez Garfield, who is later reincarnated as Garfield the cat who now hates Mondays because they remind him of his assassination.

“See! She’s not perfect, so you cant criticize trump for any of his flaws or you are a hypocrite!”

All politicians are the same! Our quarterback is cooler than your girl! Go Red team!

This study was conducted by a bio grad student with a minor in philosophy.

I bet we can make dolphins can have existential crises. Let’s torture one and find out!

The pessimist in me worries it will break in a storm then get paraded around as an example of why wind can’t replace fossil fuels…

At press time, Trump added that this was exactly why he preferred playing at Trump golf courses, where there was only one grave and it belonged to his late ex-wife.