Yeah I’ll say I’m a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work
Is bottom right wearing a prosthetic mouth piece?
Virgins don’t know that you suck at sex. It’s an insecurity thing. Most people don’t realize it.
Your gaming alias now is a generational family name. All hail the House of Sparkles.
So this dump I’m finishing. I would like you all to know I worked very hard on it. I’m sweating, and it took a lot out of me.
Please for the love of country. Make it real
Existing salaried IT staff. Format all hard drives, reinstall software. Use data from most recent backup to restore library card list, wave all fines, start fresh.
Time to cut losses and start fresh
Engaging is the last thing I want from an ad
Reads like those AI dr pepper youtube vids
Well, talking to kids and explaining things to them takes time, and it’s basically work. How inconvenient.
William Osman and Michael Reeves + the other youtubers
Gonna make a great Easter egg joke vehicle in a retro game 30 years from now
How was work dear?
Bad day.
Why’s that? Something happen?
Yes. Someone came up to the complaint department with praise and compliments. I’m worried the sign isn’t clear enough. Or worse, the company might be doing too well…
Oh dear, maybe it was a mistake?
I don’t know, I don’t know… im just worried, if things keep going this well I might be out of a job.
Oh honey…
Better?
He’d sit down and take it though
https://d.lib.msu.edu/gnn/1562
Whole book of him here.