Damn that man’s about to use her ass as a table

I’m sorry man. Truly, hang in there and keep your eyes open for new opportunities. There are going to be more people who need help meaning more need for helpers.

Stay true to your values, and thank you.

Man, none of that even looks explosive.

Pm me your zip code, I’ll spice up your life <3

Oof ouch owie

Taxation without legal protection

Solid

Featuring Eminems? Like the candy?

Dre… Dreams? DREAD? Drain cleaner?

I was definitely trying to think what possible video game could it be

I was the holdout. They bought me a kit and it felt pointless resisting.

Guess I was right and too much of a slug to stand up for it.

Nah, set it up like you placed the candle there on purpose but didn’t think about the glade plugin. Being dumb or forgetful are plausible for anyone and not going to get you arrested for arson.

Some poor vampire invites his Co workers over to their apartment And everyone’s disappointed.

Great way to commit insurance fraud… new house here I come!

Lol. Make a flow chart

Wonder if you could powder it somehow.

Interesting way to get some ranked choice voter survey info…

Be careful, Bobby is a minor so Texas might think you’re a pedo for watching

It fuckin wouldn’t be enough

Risky ride anytime wood is involved…

Fr tho girl is homeless or something

That damn cat needs to stop eating all the immigrants!