Man, that really sucks, because I really liked Uline shit.

No, not voltage, current.

When I was a kid, me and my dad were riding in the truck with my grandpa downtown in a small central valley (California) town. They had recently started a trolley service, but it was in the lanes with the regular traffic and they only went about 15 mph. They were not widely used, since it was only available downtown and this small town is entirely car-dependent. My grandpa was getting more and more frustrated at the trolley in front of us, and as we were getting to the end of downtown he says “I bet there’s only one clown on this goddamn trolley.” Without skipping a beat, the trolley stopped to let out one singular person-- a man in clown costume.

It was the funniest fucking thing. I still crack up at it, 30 years later.

Clever.

You still can’t afford to eat at McDonald’s though.

Holy shit, how do you not know there’s hydrazine in the water?

I applied and got an interview at M$ for hololens. They told me at the interview oh by the way it is for army hololens kill cams. I thanked them for their time and left.

It’s probably cheap soft steel made in China. You’re probably fine.

12.5 millidrivers.

That’s more than 3 cars. They will have to take turns, or share.

I also wrote Janeway. Why did I have to scroll so far down to find another?

Captain Janeway

This game is a time sink.

I’ve seen signs like that on the bridge from Virginia to Maryland. It makes sense though, it can be very dangerous with a large speed differential on that particular bridge. It’s kind of a scary bridge. My ex-wife refused to drive on it.

As an EndeavourOS user, this pleases me greatly.

Wear one then. Fuck all the haters.

It’s the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

In the US you legally have to put a radio on the car for emergency broadcast.

My 2015 Mazda 3 has both and I love it.

There’s a reason I moved out of Fresno when I turned 18 and never moved back.