Exactly, for him it’s “just another pussy to grab.”

My man, I have met a guy who thought we were talking about partying when I mentioned political parties. He has never heard about the democrats and republican parties, I guess. Or if he had, he just assumed they were events with people partying. I’m not kidding.

Or Wyoming. Morons.

I once made a list of all the people I grab coffee with and stuff. It’s like 10-15 people. Once I took away work-related stuff and people I only see occasionally, it’s like 5-7 people. Out of those 7, only 3 are what I would consider a close friend. Only 1 of those 3 is my best friend who will hear everything about my life.

So, I could say “I have 15 friends” but that would be inaccurate depending on how one interprets the word “friend.”

My whole point is, some people will exaggerate the number to seem cooler, others may say “friend” when they only see that person 3 times a year.

Every state capital? Amateurs. My husband knows every world capital.

Edit: he is on a trip with 2 male friends now. Naturally I send him this meme. He calls me back immediately and said “WRONG. We are talking about which country is the happiest.”

So whichever way you slice it, it will be something geography related.

I bought a cheap fridge magnet with a cute cat on it eating noodles. My 19-year old son took it down from the fridge because “mother, that’s AI art, we don’t bring that into this house” (in my defense I had no idea). It’s in the trash now.

The kids are alright.

Those squirrels sound adorable! You get to spend time with the loveliest animals!

So much love for this old lady! She looks adorable and I would give her all the cuddles (if she wants cuddles that is. She may want more food 😆)

Long lost sibling!

You can see Zannah’s pup’s wing peeking from inside her embrace.

I thought this said “soup” and was about to be all up in arms about it as a soup lover. Please carry on.

Apparently I made this all the time without knowing it has a name. Well, I learned about hibiscus tea in Egypt. Tried a cup and fell in love. I definitely use less hibiscus and sugar so it’s more of a refresher.

Hey, now, bats are super important for the environment and do a lot of good. He would burst into a cloud of human feces or something.

Straighten out the two blankets we use so it looks neat, that’s all I do.

“Your lips look like crispy bacon”

https://youtu.be/7DCXiaXa6ow

Ah, as always, some, uh, unique ideas from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world.

I can change them.

“Did you even say Thank you?”

Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.

At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.

I’d give you mine if I could. I don’t use it anyway.