Too bad what that country actually needs now is “Logic”.

Nonplussed Pikachu face, devoid of any expression of surprise

Look, fifty thousand years ago there were these three guys spread out across the plain, and they each heard something rustling in the grass. The first one thought it was a tiger, and he ran like hell, and it was a tiger but the guy got away. The second one thought the rustling was a tiger, and he ran like hell, but it was only the wind and his friends all laughed at him for being such a chickenshit. But the third guy, he thought it was only the wind, so he shrugged it off and a tiger had him for dinner.

And the same thing happened a million times across ten thousand generations—and after a while everyone was seeing tigers in the grass even when there weren’t any tigers, because even chickenshits have more kids than corpses do.

And from those humble beginnings we learned to see faces in the clouds and portents in the stars, to see agency in randomness, because natural selection favors the paranoid. Even here in the twenty-first century you can make people more honest just by scribbling a pair of eyes on the wall with a Sharpie. Even now, we are wired to believe that unseen things are watching us.

All that is to say, categorially, no shit Sherlock. Way to summarize our inheritance with a snarky comment. I hope your brain released endorphins on your behalf when you post this drivel - then at least someone can appreciate your hard work, but you’re neither clever, original, kind, or creative. You’re just also seeing eyes somewhere in the bushes that aren’t there too. OP had every reason to call you out for your asinine response; you’re a nexus of singularly offensive manners accompanying a lame username. Probably a good idea to take a mental health day from the internet.

Ew.

No.

Considering what consuming American culture has done to Americans, it’s probably better not to ingest any of that fucking swill.

Because their ENTIRE IDENTITY is grievance politics. If they cannot have their way, and, of far greater importance, force their way on YOU, well what’s the point of chewing through the gurney straps and escaping the institute every morning then?

Well no shit. It’s a nation state sized factory that produces fucking monsters.

I dunno. Sounds like the raving lunacy brought on by the “woke body mind virus” to me. The deep antilife state at work.

Username definitely checks out.

Thanks chuckles. Hey, remember when the Canadian electorate REJECTED YOU AND YOU LOST AND YOU HAD TO QUIT YOUR JOB?

I do.

Ok. This Canadian just cancelled his digital services.

Television was a medium

Yeah. We called it that because it was neither rare, nor well done. Bad writing has always existed.

it’s trash sold on a lie.

You sweet summer child… The French have an expression for this: Plus ça change

“You wouldn’t imagine downloading a car, would you?”

Well? Would you?!

…?

ANSWER ME!!

Y’all are making it so easy to keep these fuckin’ elbows up.

President Rapist, Couchfucker Veep.

This is America. It’s pitiable.

Yeah, the pattern is called “an extinction event”. There are also “patterns” in the fossil record that formed after the K-T impact and the Deccan traps.

The common thread, the “pattern” is delta-v in ecosystems.

I also would genuinely feel completely unthreatened by her shrill, impotent harpy-like posturing, even if I was an arthritic, evil scientist who had her children bound and suspended above a complicated device designed to extract their freedoms to power my Jewish space laser, and she’d just broken in to my hideout.

Gee I wonder why the fuck they want my country as their fifty first state?

Sounds like the vast majority should stop cooperating with the incentivized minority in the profit fuelled death cult.

Not sure what the rebate situation is anymore but it got me a cool 14k off the sticker price on mine, allowing me to (thankfully) retain my arm and dick under their current administration.

When I bought my EV in 2020 it had a stated range of 274km. The first time I fully charged it I got 320km.

They did an ECM reset last service. The range estimate dipped to 290 but since then has readjusted to 330km.

So I seem to be gaining here.

An interesting thought experiment: I think he’s full of shit, you think he’s full of himself. Maybe there’s a “theory of everything” here somewhere. E = shit squared?