The Department of Justice is instead moving to investigate Good’s widow

Jesus fucking Christ, the nerve of these people

I bet many more didn’t even get reported as murders in the first place. There are probably a shit load of cases from back in the day with 1950s wives poisoning their husbands or some shit that just got chalked up to heart attacks.

Crazy how repeating a false narrative allows it to stick. That’s why these ass clowns are always so quick to get in the first word and say shit like Renee Nicole Good was a domestic terrorist. Spouting bullshit is powerful.

Well I mean it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but yeah that’s the idea.

Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO,"

Ummm… what? Did the media just sane wash this headline? Trump is ok with nuking his way into owning Greenland and we’re just all ok with that?

Good point. When I go “how hard can it be?” and try to fix my car by myself - I inevitably end up eating humble pie and paying a mechanic.

When CEOs lay off half the company, they cash out their stock and get hired to run another company before they see any consequences.

In this case, it was referencing internal ugliness.

People like give shit to the US for not using the metric system (“you have 12 inches in a foot and 5,280 feet in a mile? how do you even remember that?”) but see no irony in using a random ass base for time (“it’s easy you just have 60 minutes in an hour and 24 hours in a day.”)

Props to Powell for standing firm. So many other people in places of trust have just crumbled or resigned, only to be replaced by Trump’s yes men.

These are real jobs held by real people in small towns across Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, and Arizona—states that overwhelmingly voted for Trump.

Whoa whoa whoa, don’t lump Colorado in with those states. We absolutely did NOT vote for that piece of shit - 3 times in a row.

Yeah that’s Dunning-Kruger in a nutshell. Kind of scary that almost everyone in leadership positions sits atop the peak of “Mount Stupid” for most of the things they make decisions about.

“I’ll take the sticker off my pass after Trump takes his name off the Kennedy Center.”

Well played

Try not to get hit by any cars on the way to the parking lot!

My old college roommate is as MAGA and anti-immigrant as they come, but is currently engaged to a woman half his age from the Philippines. He met her on Instagram by commenting on some of her bikini photos. 🤮

Whoopsie!

Same. There was something in the news recently where Marjorie Taylor Green mentioned her MAGA training “to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong”.

I left like the media just kind of glossed over the fact that this is actual MAGA politician training. I always assumed this was their unofficial playbook, but that was the first I’ve ever heard of an actual training being mentioned.

So yeah, I suppose it makes sense why we never see the common sense “whoops, my bad” apology from them nowadays.

Yeah, I feel like that’s a rather large thing to have overlooked. How the fuck do you release a statement saying citizens have a presumption of innocence when the guy literally judged and executed a citizen on the spot?

Boy do they have egg on their faces