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1 day agoyea why does no one ever leave cured meats in my bed
Mayor Poopington
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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
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Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I’m keeping them away from you.
4·1 day ago“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”
653·3 days agoI don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.
61·3 days agoMenards are stuck to methighs
12·4 days agoMORE WEIGHT
81·4 days agoYou must be fun at parties
Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn’t top this court case.
3·5 days agoI don’t think I even spend that much time on my actual job
3·5 days agoNext you’re going to tell me French fries arent from France
6·6 days agoU
20·6 days agoScissors really revolutionized clothing when everyone realized they didn’t have to wear the whole sheep
Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.
im the same except when i go loud i get hard
That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995
These organizations trade phone lists, kind of like what telemarketers do. Sometimes the lists can be outdated. Unfortunately replying “stop” to each one is the only way that’s going to slow it down.
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