Yeah Riker has nothing on Captain Jack.

Re: item #1

But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine

He broke my little bottle of

Love Potion No. 9

Right?! Picard could fucking get it.

I only know 3 of these shows and they’re all awesome

Oh shit latkes are like bringing a gun to a knife fight. None of the other options even come close.

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As is “keep your government hands off my Medicare”

Please tell Leonard he’s precious 🤍

Nice! My LCARS fitbit:

Ah it’s jeans season again

When I do this I use a curly line instead of a straight line, because it feels like cheating to use a straight line for a task I didn’t do. One of my more neurotic traits haha

Sounds like the enclosure needed an airlock or something

If the dog gets sad or hurt in any way I will fucking bawl, it’s inevitable. :(

I like to call it yakpacking ;)

Sounds like you had a great time!

Does this moron really think they’ll be able to spout off this mouthful of nonsense to a cop if they get pulled over?

I mean, go ahead Muskrat, but please also go the fuck away.

When I was a kid I thought the lyrics were “who’s got the reins”

Food deserts, I imagine.

Seeing Sandy puts a smile on my face, she’s such a pretty lady :)

Good luck with your surgery!