Hm, I was with you til mushrooms. Mushrooms are an affront to all that is right and good in the world. But Italian sausage is the best. Pepperoni is a solid second tho.

Iono, I would normally say a deep forest green, but I have recently been growing in appreciation of purple.

Sneaky space elves, of course. Haven’t you heard? Elves are magic.

I was perma-banned 11 hours before my temp-ban appeal was lifted. Then I was unbanned, but they sent a message saying my ban would stay. I think they’re just falling over themselves in their headlong rush to embrace fascism.

Yeah, it’s still set as my default for handling PDFs, so I keep opening them in there and then copying the address over to chrome by hand because I’m too lazy to go find the default app settings.

Italian sausage. No, I know everyone likes it, but that’s still not capturing its full glory: it is the best topping, but most people are like ‘yeah it’s alright but it’s no pepperoni’. No, it’s better than pepperoni, and therefore underrated.

I had a similar experience camping with my family as a kid outside of Wichita Falls, I must’ve been 9 or 10 tops. I woke up one morning in the camper of my dad’s pickup instead of in my tent. Groggily trying to figure out what was going on I started to crawl out over the tailgate only to have my dad’s hand come around the corner, grab me by the face, and shove me back in, which was sufficient to wake me up enough to realize that there were 15-20 full-sized bison ambling through the camp. One of them even came within a couple feet of the truck. Needless to say I practically crapped my pants because I had never been anywhere near any kind of animal that big before.

I did say I thought I was going to switch…

I did say I think I was gonna switch.

Indeed. The enshittification of the internet proceeds apace.

What happened in July 2023? Was that the APIpocalypse? That didn’t really affect me cause I barely use mobile.

Yeah, those mofos are just batshit now.

I heard some grocery chain was experimenting with rfid chips on all their products so you can just load up and leave and sensors at the door detect what you’re carrying and charge you the appropriate amount automatically. Personally I’d rather pull up to a register and have it show me a list of what’s in my cart and the total price rather than automatically charging, but otherwise it’s not a bad idea.

Ooh, that sounds good too. Mm, now I’m hungry. :P

Ah, fair enough, thanks! // Yeah I looked into Hexbear briefly and it didn’t seem like my jam, but I’ll check out slrpnk and dbzer0.

This is like all those people taking private jets to climate summits. It’s just absurd.

Man I don’t even like cabbage and that still looks amazing.

Boy n the Hood

The obvious choice here is to get vaccinated if you’re not.

No, what would be better is if that guy got a bad case of my backhand across his mouth every time he opens it.