Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

Should I take your word for it?

Nor does it say “Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life”

“It’s a Krustybuuuuuuuurger!!!”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

“Cat trucks on every corner!”

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

And when it comes to midnight munchies, why is it always cheese? I’ll be like, hey, let’s have a banana and my brain will say, “CHEESE. BLOCK. NOW!”

Donnie Darkroast

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

As you wish

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!