Relevant.

Don’t you threaten me with a good time.

If sitting is so bad for you, then why do we have asses, hmm?

“You get what you fuckin’ deserve.”

Let’s see some receipts, Columbo.

I left TST after the recent debacle when the leaders of my congregation were defrocked for wrong think, but the organization still does a lot of good. Hail Satan!

I feel so seen.

Don’t besmirch the good name of Satan. No decent Satanist would ever condone this behavior.

This reminds me of The Cipher.

Ave Satanas!

Autism is liking things.

There’s probably some wisdom in that, but unfortunately I can’t see it because my human experience sucks.

hi Pirkle 👋

That’s exactly how it went down.

Wow.

Oh, no.

Were it only that easy.

Started smoking cigarettes again recently too. Fuck self care!

I’ve never heard it put quite like this before. Poetic.

If your sushi place is serving you pink ginger, it’s time to find a new sushi place.