First thing I thought of was Philly. This is a whole other level of stupid. We’re not that bad.

There’s a Cthnoopy.

I don’t believe they even had that.

Every chance we can.

If only I could give you two upvotes. One for Australia being the most dangerous place in the known universe, and two for the messed up looking D&D beastie. Well played, my friend.

We should listen to Miso. He has a lot to share.

What about our monthly friend, the period? For my wife.

Joint Chief Asshole

Soooo many horror movie ideas

Awesome. That is sooo neat that I haven’t aged out too bad. Whatever works my friend.

Didn’t think of that one back then. Nice one!

Perfect for teaching 3rd grade earth science

That’s going to leave a mark

Oh, fuck me! I got nothing else.

You do realize I’m going to do this? I blame you. You’re awesome.

Wow. I thought my dad jokes were corny. Now where can I use this?

They shall bear their marks with honor.

I’m sorry. Do you need a hug? I would. And we have now learned a very valuable lesson. Do not subject yourself to this ever again. Go have a cookie. You’ll feel better.

It was the early 90’s and Raleigh had a line called Technium. The tubes were bonded to the lugs. Not really welded. More pinned and “glued” I guess. The frame broke at either the top or down tube and there went the fork, and my buddy’s face. Screw aluminum. Steel has memory. I found that out the hard way. I’m far from a metallurgist. This is the extent of my elementary teacher brain. And a broken cf seat post is scary.