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No Mercedes, BMW, Lexus or R. Rovers owners, 100% deal breaker 100% of the time.
Rude to hospitality? I’ll 'go to the bathroom ’ pay the bill, and cold dip out the back without another word.
Basically I want a hippy bartender who inows how to use a razor who drives a beatup old pickup with a wonkey muffler.
On a fresh install, xmms (and Guake) are always the 1st things I install.
Still using the same skins from 20 years ago.
Get ready for shitty Gen-X. There are a fair few of us that are utter cunts, just like their Boomer parents, here’s a fine example of that.
Man do the Republicans / GOP / Conservatives / Religions right L O V E violence. They absolutely love it.
Yeah but hammers are useful.
No … We could have given CKY/JA a genuine run for their money had we taped it, before they had a budget. When we were little little Evel Knievel was in full swing and we would build ramps out of anything, Volkswagen beatles, ramps on roofs, then later in life surfing during a hurricane (Elana '85), Big Wheels towed behind a car, skydiving, highspeed water skiing, surfing, … adrenaline junkies. No spirituality to it, just getting rad for the sake of getting rad.
Stupid, yes, idiotic hatefulness with evidence, not so much.
Not this level of “putting a needle in your arm” dumb. We did stupid shit like Jackass, not hateful shit.
I just do not understand how anyone involved thought this was a good idea.
Reef Whitetips are a good book, mostly harmless so Don’t Panic.
Oceanic Whitetips - straight gangsters … When they come rolling in on a dive it’s ALWAYS gonna be more than one like you intha wrong hood cuz and thugs be comin up outta the shadows circling you, checking you out deciding if you a pussy ass or what. (Spoiler: They always eventually decide you are in fact a pussy ass …aallllwwwaaayysssss)
I don’t fuck with these at all ever, I get the fuck out of the water.
The Bahamas you can do this, but you are absolutely correct, and I think they are like ranked 5 or 6 in human bites, something ridiculously high, because they are all calm and people get stupid, mostly divers from what I’ve heard.
I totally forgot about those …
Great whites are just like running backs or a slow AF freight train, tigers are twitchy like that meth head at the petrol station, bull sharks are actually bullies, makos are a bullet train with teeth and something to prove, hammerheads are just plain graceful.
Coolest shark is definitely a hammerhead, I’ll vote for the Great HH.
[edit 2nd coolest sharks are Nurse Sharks because you can wade / sit in the water and they come up like dogs.
We as Americans will address anything and everything, except root causes.
Paqui Ghost Pepper Chips. Too bad Hersheys killed the brand. Fuckers.
I am saddened immensely