I keep my smart ass & my smart balls in my smarty pants.
I keep my smart ass & my smart balls in my smarty pants.
… Actually, yes I have lots of questions!
There should be a y or two and/or and unnecessary double letter in there somewhere
There are 3 types of perfect sticks:
Super straight
Shaped like another thing
Big stick / small dog combo
Since you seem to be a good person to ask, and will probably give a better answer than Google, was the thorn somewhere in our current 26 letter alphabet at some point and got deleted, or was it already gone out of style by the time we settled in our current order?
I still have my George Foreman Grill PS3!
I’m getting “Twitch plays Pokemon” vibes…
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The original “Death by Snu-Snu”
Why would anyone live there?
I only speak English & I don’t like cold weather, rain, or spiders.
Amazon says the most popular item ordered for drone delivery in the 'States is AA batteries.
I was expecting condoms or plan B
The Jets near me closed. I miss that Detroit style deep dish 😞
“You can’t miss what you never had”
Seeing an exact number of how much is taken from your wages via taxes every time you get paid hits different than an imaginary amount of your contribution to the whole.
New York, New Hampshire…
Creativity in names has never been a strong point
I can answer it pretty easily:
Right now? No. My life is not 100% perfect, but it’s maintainable and enjoyable.
If I was at rock bottom? My soul is getting auctioned off to the highest bidder.
It’s wrong on both ends. (Heh)
I’ve heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people
Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs