but also vote

that’s funny because “nods, satisfied” is the title of my sex tape.

if they find out who took it, they tell him it’s

Not yo cheese!

notyo cheese!

nacho cheese.

I’m completely ignorant to Lemmys comment markup.

nah man I ain’t filling out that shit list.

leave that shit to Doug.

I mean spoiler alert guys

isn’t that where we’re supposed to be storing our scheckles?

or they melt?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WV4UG1JHqVofI6KveA

when it’s half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.

my brain read this to me in captain Raymond Holts voice from Brooklyn 99

RIP

wait until after puberty. it starts to feel different down there.

I doubt it.

you ain’t got the Sierpińskis to pull that off

probably only gets 10 miles per gas grass or ass.

boy I tell you hwhat.

hellraiser 3(or any) memes are under appreciated / utilized.

“Look at that beta male, not even asserting his dominance over the couches!”

-JD Vance, probably

this feels like something produced by that cancer of society Ken hamm.

Rooms2Go and IKEA are his origin story

el couchfuckero

haha you’re right. i meant nine point eight meters per second per second

I always figured Russian values were 9.8m^2

you know … terminal… velocity from falling out of buildings.

back when that one movie about the plane crash came out, we ate bread and raw meat to accentuate the atmosphere of the film.

F - would not recommend “cannibal sandwiches”

I heard the upper class folks dubbed this one

“cheeseburger ramifications”