Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!
Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?
Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can’t prove it’s not…
Wait… Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?
Edit: Oh shit!
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
Smart, now he has wings
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…