pooberbee (they/she)

It’s fine for you to conform and set those goals for yourself, but please don’t put that on others. Not passing doesn’t make a person nonbinary.

A Celeste dash mod would be amazing! I am terrible at Celeste, but dashing is so much fun! I bet it’d be wild in 3D!

Converging feels like it’s gonna throw you down. Arcade has little peekaboos, feels cozy.

Exactly. It’s blaming gay people for gay people problems. Akin to joking about masculine features on transphobic women. Doing the thing ironically is still doing the thing.

I wanted to confuse my muscles and ended up confusing my gender

I wish I could, but I can hear anything wrong with it. This is honestly goals for me. Your voice went high a couple times, and it sounded really natural. I can’t even get that high

Pigeons come with holes in them by default.

New tony rule 34 when?

Seems like not a real programming paradigm, and I don’t mean in a No True Scotsman way. It really is in a separate category of thing. Could’ve said logic programming or stack-oriented programming.

Tf is “return oriented”?

The flavor is noticeably worse after just a few hours

How did this get into a Rammstein song before it even happened?

Read the fucking article motherfucker. It was up for 2-4 hours, they took it down themselves.

Keith Leonard is a cowardly bigot hiding behind “district policy”. How long ago was segregation district policy?

I’m really loving the last one there. Somehow “shots” is their preferred unit of measure. Most cookies don’t have any liquid ingredients, either, so milk is kind of a wild addition. Then they blame the recipe for being chunky, which I assume is due to the banana that they did a shit job of mashing. The cherry on top is that there is a rating out of five stars at the top (looks like they gave five stars?), but then they throw in a rating out of ten at the bottom. Should have given a thumbs up rating, but I assume the thumbs are busy in their ass.

Something a hen might say

Take measurements. Try buying from shops that have generous return policies or especially local returns, like Nordstrom Rack or something.

Do they make perps ride on the handlebars, or do they have pegs?

I like my Lucy and Yak dungarees

I like them with sandals or sneakers. I really want to try them with a crop top, I just haven’t yet.