pooberbee (they/she)

You ever drink bay leaves from a shoe?

He who is born to be hanged cannot be drowned.

Of course it’s Philly

How do we define a walk? Because I’ve almost certainly covered that distance in my life, and I’ve even slept outside and fended off bandits, sort of.

Hands to yourself, little man

One word: debiggenify

I’m setting an alarm!

How did you type that backwards ‘d’?

I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever seen arm hair on a black person.

My house had the cheapest garbage disposal which I quickly broke. When I went to replace it, I found that replacing them is incredibly easy and the mid-tier model (about $120) said it could handle small beef bones and peach pits. I’ve been very happy with that, and all my food waste goes in. I don’t have a lot of room for compost, but the city purports to be generating electricity from the sewage, so I hope it isn’t wasted. It also means that my trash doesn’t smell, which is nice.

What if you spiralized a hot dog, made fried mac and cheese balls and put them on top with some cheese sauce, and then eat it like spaghetti and meatballs?

Look at that sloth. That’s a phat booty. M shirt XL shorts

The People’s Joker prequel?

I’m right there too. At first, I had big areas dropping out, and the bad shadow didn’t bother me as much because I was excited to see progress the following week. But lately I’m not seeing much progress, and it’s still thick and dark in places, so it feels like I’ve plateaued a bit. I’ll probably eventually switch to electrolysis, but it feels too early still. I’m trying to learn to accept myself. It’s not an overnight thing, it’s a transition, and I want to love myself even in my intermediate forms. But it isn’t always easy.

Maybe keep trimming it shorter and shorter until it’s gone?

I don’t know if it’s intentional, but there’s a very interesting visual pun here.

Pat Sajak looking pretty tough, here

It’s more like an immovable force vs an unstoppable object