This is not true, and I don’t care if they’re caught in collateral damage.

punish them for trying. we live in a culture of violence, anything less than staggering exemplary violence is inadequate.

people have already died over this, I just want some of them to be guilty.

I mean, the tits thing is a myth. I’ve seen women who were basically flat nurse children, and women with back problems on their chests have trouble. the actual amount of tissue required is very small, or something.

no, they were the end of the worst of times. the fact that guillotines were a massive improvement is an indicator of how fucking monstrous the centuries of white terror had been.

russian revolution. nevermind.

I’m actually down with banning ads. not for this, but, like, if that’s what gets you on board, I’m so fucking in, let’s do this.

like i said; well into adulthood. my twenties are firmly behind me. I think the time parts are going to do what they’re going to do. the biggest pain in my ass now is places where ‘society’ is supposed to just be a thing that flat out does not exist for me.

semantics. you know what I was saying.

dead little girls in coal mines? there are dead little girls in coal mines instead of prices, or the normal dead people of all ages and genders on the streets I have to fucking walk past every day.

yeah, europe has so few terrible festering diseases. like you’re not even trying.

yes but could we please let it not be canadas? there are canadians I actually like.

no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.

what’s the difference between a pedestrian and a pedophile?

I dunno, I was texting, didn’t listen past the first syllable. oof, fucking potholes here, amirite?

-every driver

is it a sexual urge (which is fine to have) or a thing that is seen as exclusively sexual (which is maybe problematic)?

but what if I dont want people to stare?

then wear a fucking bra/shirt. that’s part of what they’re for. I own several! but also, I don’t always want to wear them, or care. do you understand what a “choice” is?

what about incidental contact

yeah, topless dudes on the train can be annoying. im sure topless women on the train would be almost as annoying. and don’t care! also, have you heard of a “choice”?

undoing oversexualization is hard, so lets just not

shit, okay, you got me. too bad I need to either decide everyone must go topless, or nobody can, and we can’t each choose from day to day. oh well.

also, generally, you want your data going as few places as possible. not to beijing, not to washington, not to palo alto.

what’s the word for a thing that worms its way into your life, makes you depend on it, then uses that to exploit and damage you?

there’s a word for that.

that’s why they are always kept in part; just in case they try to kiss.

capitalism: a simulacrum that signifies the absence of value

that comment was dumber than pepsi.

part of me would like to see it involve pitchforks. maybe some torches.

we can be really california about this. I might still know where my old childhood pitchfork I used to turn compost is, and I can make it an acetylene torch hanging off a drone, if you want.