I think I just had a dissociative flashback.

We are fortunate then, that the upcoming generation of conservatives cannot read.

I’ll take ten right now

It would be funnier reversed

Gengar because he’s a devious little trickster up to no good.

Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.

Not to be annoying but it is in fact your business

If they could read, they’d be pissed.

My favorite is a Business of Ferrets, as the Latin translation for ferret is ‘little thief’.