I’ve read that article and I don’t see anything that could be considered hilarious. Imagine spending 3 or 4 years at University studying journalism or media studies to end up spending 5 minutes of a Saturday trawling the cesspit of xitter to cobble together 250 words of dross based on the ramblings of vacuous attention seekers.

This sounds woeful

I’m shocked, shocked that outsourcing public sector contracts to the lowest bidder results in this scenario.

Speaking as a knackered old fake, I take offence to this.

I mean, it would have been better if they had dropped their ties with the weapons companies.

I tried to register my Nectar card using the name “Optimus Prime”… They never sent me one.

No shit.

Oh wait. Too much shit.

Fair point. I get that this isn’t aimed at me. I’m not a sugar fiend. But the big food manufacturers will just replace it with artificial sweeteners, which to me at least taste awful. I used to enjoy the odd Fentimans Ginger Beer, but now it tastes like hand soap and all I can thing about is that Godfather meme… “look how they massacred my boy” 😥

Let’s not. They’ll just fill them with sweeteners instead and everything will taste like ass. Personally, whenever I have the odd fizzy drink I buy the stuff with sugar and pay the extra. The rest of the crap can get into the sea.

Should have just stuck to Bob’s Burgers.

Me. I work in video games, and I have kids.

I’m not sure many people would care either way if Brand was exposed to E.coli. A strange way to lead this article. But I suppose it’s the Telegraph.

[insert reference to Betteridge’s law here]

I played this South Park game on the N64. It sucked.

You’re not the only one. I thought the Specials plus Church on Ruby Road were all great. Devils Chord has been the nearest so far, but still with issues. Boom…? A bit meh. Lots of Moffat tropes, and having Millie Gibson lie on the floor unconscious for 15 minutes felt typical of Moffat writing for female characters. Could have done with 5 or 10 minutes of trimming, and it wasn’t even that long. I thought I was just being cynical (I probably am).

Plot twist, they’re all fake.

You need to watch the Jodie Whittaker run to get that whole storyline. I dropped off halfway through Capaldi and only went back (completely spoiler free so no expectations) last year to watch his last season plus Jodie. I’d recommend doing a catch-up actually… I really enjoyed about 75% of it, although some episodes (non story arc ones) are proper clunkers. Some fans got quite riled up over the main Jodie story arc and wanted RTD to retcon it all, but he seems to be really leaning into it.

“Actually” (Whovian mode engaged)

Season 14 started in 1976 with Tom Baker in The Masque of Mandragora. Original Doctor Who was always “Seasons”. The 2005 reboot switched to calling them “Series” presumably to avoid confusion. Of course, this series is back to “Season 1” because reasons. Basically the article is all wrong.