Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.

George Michael proto-beard? Macho as fuck.

And can pass gas with the best of 'em.

Unticking “alow this drive and its contents to be indexed” and terminating the indexing service helps.

Windows 8 was a vast aesthetic improvement over Windows 7.^\s

“Left over-and-under right and pull ends tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.

Also, RoundUp is so safe you can drink it!

https://youtu.be/QWM_PgnoAtA?t=26

The cognitive dissonance…

Oopsla.

Trump: Please block watchdog access to DOGE documents.

Supreme Court: Why?

Trump: For… reasons.

Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.

Frak Safari.

There was a woman in her late 30s in one of my college classes back in 1999. She was a driver for UPS, and had nearly 20 years worth stock options. UPS went public that year, and her stock options were converted to Class A common stock. She decided to hang onto her shares. I found out a couple of years ago that she signed up for a DRIP (Dividend Reinvestment Plan), and will retire a millionaire.

Running the P - I grab a cart and hurtle myself around the perimeter of the store: bakery, produce, meats, and dairy (the home stretch!). If that changes, I’m screwed.

Wait, are you saying that reconciling my checking account while two unrelated trains of thought (accompanied by a random song) run through my head is not something that everyone deals with?^\s

Only a decade? Noob.

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I like the 1945 shot better. (NSFF)

They’re still around, tho:

Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

Edit: In case you don’t like surprises: https://wiby.me/

Typical Mac user.

…and that’s how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.