skribe 🇺🇦 :verified_mustard:
Aussie in Singas.
Writer. Code dabbler. Former TV/film/commercial video producer/director/actor.
Married to @CeeZedby
Two bratty sons.
One of my novels (read it for free): https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/56204/coils-of-the-serpent
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1·10 months ago@whybird @timrichards @ajsadauskas @eatham @unionagainstdhmo it’s going to face the same issue as May 9th. It conflicts with state public holidays - Labour Day in both WA and Vic. I can’t see either state agreeing to changing. Is there a federally significant date in July? That’s mostly free and doesn’t conflict with the footy finals.
@timrichards @ajsadauskas @eatham @unionagainstdhmo
Yeah, I can just imagine that meeting:
PM: Thanks for coming at short notice-
Q: Where are the other states?
NT: And territories!
PM: What do you mean?
Q: It’s just Queensland and Northern Territory.
NT: The largest territory!
PM: Yeah. I was getting to that. As you know, we’re changing the date for Australia Day.
Q: We are?
PM: Yeah. 26th January is no longer popular. Some people are even calling it Invasion Day.
Q: Why?
PM: Um, something about Captain Cook. I don’t really know, but we’re changing the date. However, there’s a problem. You know how you both have public holidays in early May? We need you to change them.
Q: Why?
PM: Because we’ve decided to make Australia Day coincide with when Parliament first met.
Q: And?
PM: You probably don’t want two consecutive long weekends.
Q: It works for Chrissie and New Year.
PM: Yeah, but everyone is on holiday then anyway.
NT: When did Parliament first meet?
PM: 9th May.
NT: What year?
PM: 1901.
NT: But it’s 2024.
Q: So where do you want us to move them to?
PM: Early march seems popular.
NT: You want us to have May Day in March?
Q: Ok.
PM: Ok?
Q: We’ll do it. But we’re going to need some sweeteners.
PM: Sweeteners?
Q: We’re moving Labour Day. We’re a Labor government. You’re a Labor government. We’ve got to appeal to working people.
PM: What did you have in mind?
Q: AFL Grand Final.
PM: I’m sure we can arrange some-
Q: Every year.
PM: Queenslanders don’t even like AFL much.
Q: I feel that could get a real taste for it.
PM: The Gabba only holds, what, forty thousand people?
Q: Forty-two thousand, Prime Minister. But, I’m sure with some federal funding we could expand it to at least…a hundred thousand.
PM: A hundred thousand? The one and only time the Gabba hosted the AFL grand final you didn’t even draw thirty thousand.
Q: It was 2020. Those are COVID numbers. Plus in Queensland, we’re nothing if we’re not aspirational.
PM: Alright. The AFL Grand Final-
Q: And all three of the State of Origin matches.
PM: Come on-!
Q: And you know that deal that WA is getting with the GST? We want that too. And Ricky Ponting, he’s now a Queenslander and always has been.
PM: What about Boonie?
Q: Who?
PM: Was there anything else you want to steal? From South Australia maybe?
Q: They no longer have the F1, do they?
PM: Nope.
Q: Then, they’ve got nothing worth stealing.
PM: Northern Territory, what about you?
NT: We want to become a state.
PM: Good to he-
NT: With twelve senators, like the other states.
PM: Queensland, would you settle for hosting the Grand Final every second year?
And of course ACT has Reconciliation Day on the 27th May. Good luck moving that too.
@timrichards @ajsadauskas @eatham @unionagainstdhmo yeah, Queensland and NT.
@timrichards @ajsadauskas @eatham @unionagainstdhmo isn’t May problematic because of May/Labour Day in one of the states?
2·11 months ago@Platform_Journalism @ajsadauskas @australianpolitics there’s nothing in any of the documents I’ve read that specifically mention blogging or bloggers, just journalists, press and media. So that could mean it’d be up to any blogger to prove they’d deserve the freedoms reserved for the press (but not the rest of the population) in a court, which is chilling.
@Platform_Journalism @ajsadauskas @australianpolitics not enough. Everyone deserves to have the save freedoms not just a subclass of the population. It’s difficult to tell the difference between some media and blogging these days, and anyone can be a blogger.
221·1 year ago@ajsadauskas @technology Google lose interest in a project faster than a kitten with ADHD. Add it to the list.
Just, wow.
1·1 year ago@Tuss @Rhynoplaz I had a doctor tell me to just think happy thoughts.
2·1 year ago@Treevan I like the idea of kicking West Coast out of Perth 😂
@ajsadauskas @green this is why we just burn all our plastic waste now. Fuck you, Exxon!