All good mate, welcome to the chaos.

Only supposed to do one letter per comment. But meh, I’m not a mod.

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Never.

The song?

Overhearing onboarding managers explain how IT watches everything staff do.

No we don’t randomly remote into your system to see what your screen you are on.
No we dont actively look at your web history.
No we don’t actively read other staffs outgoing emails for data loss.

We have automated systems for 2 and 3. Even then we only do something if requested by HR or Legal.

That is some interesting biology that SciFi tends to gloss over when dealing with microgravity

It’s asking me for a password. OMG why doesn’t it know it’s me and do what I tell it.

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I have been burnt too many times by vendor incompatibility at work to not read the manuals before deploying something.

Do do do do.

Na, peek boomer would have a second jar for bad things he said about his wife or in-laws.

Horus Heresy. Specifically Horus Rising os a good starting point. From a human point of view.

Not sure beyond that.

€0.30 /kWh

Hitman is an ok action film. Had fuck all to do with the point of the games sneaky and stealthy core. Goes full on Holywood action with gunfights in the street.

Option 3 googly eyes.

Moving to the cloud is a business decision not a technical one.

Csuite sees us spending Capex 200K on a server or 2 and several thousand opex per year to maintain it.

Cloud takes that 200K Capex and move it to Opex with significant markup markup.

From a technical pov we st it as a waste but business will business itself into cost overruns

No. They are regurgitation machines prone to hallucinations. With the right prompt you can makke then say what you want.

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Nope. I keep the internet working.

People seem happy when I say that. Unless my internet at home craps out and my wife makes a cheeky joke about it.