Lol. I hate this man so fucking much but the dude is a master troll.

God damn I just want him to die on the toilet pissing and shidding himself so badly. It’s really the only outcome that’d make sense

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I yearn for a future where Bernie was elected instead and even he’s too damn old for this shit.

You realize that unfortunately, that isn’t our future right?

I’d love to elect someone like that, but they’d have zero chance.

Not unless you have some incredible plan a la the ground-game Barack had that gave him such a surprising win in 2008.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I use firefox as my sidearm browser on my work computer, but I literally just made it the default on my personal computer

Who the fuck gives a shit?

Let’s expand childcare so it’s not so prohibitively expensive!