He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH
Almost as smuuth as sharks.
He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH
maH! Qa’pla!!
tera’nganvam jIvtaH!
HISlaH! tlhIngan Hol vIghojtaH!
I can’t tell what kind of dog this is.
I prefer mine cheese dipped.
They’re also proud of their other son, the sanitation engineer.
That had better be in hot dog water.
Light switch covers. One could be a face, and the switch is the nose.
Planets (half, anyway) that you mount on your ceiling or wall.
There’s just too many good ideas, and it’s hard to say what would be coolest without knowing you.
Perfect. Now instead of lightly bumping my head against the ceiling I can absolutely destroy it on the leading corner of that door. Thanks.
A whale’s aorta: the size of a cat
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Joke’s on you, we already know not to stick our dick in crazy.
Not saying it isn’t, but the term “swim diaper” doesn’t manage expectations very well.
Abe Lincoln comes back (somehow), drinks a Duff and is immediately struck by food poisoning. Not being a hillbilly he does not go blind.
Swim diapers are disgusting. Unlike real diapers that absorb and catch all manner of tiny human waste, swim diapers are just turd filters. Everything else gets through. Source: I have kids.
It’s like they’ve unlearned object permanence but only for holding opinions.
Oh, wait, that’s just a double standard. My bad.
Come on, instead of rice it should have been a puffed rice marshmallow treat.
Data, fully functional.
If this is half as good as pineapple salsa consider me sold.