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Why did the knife go in the pb first? It goes in the jelly, then gets washed off in 2 seconds in the sink, then goes in the pb.
Why did the knife go in the pb first? It goes in the jelly, then gets washed off in 2 seconds in the sink, then goes in the pb.
I’ve been to Beijing, Hangzhou, suzhou, Hong Kong, Shanghai, kunming, Xian, Qingdao, chongching, Jinan, Wuhan, yinchuan, and many minor cities. It’s an extremely stupid sterotype/oversimplification. If you want to check that easily, look at the geography of the major cities. Or, if more interested, look at city maps.
Dammit, no using Oddjob!
Hush money paid so it didn’t come to light during the election? Maybe not technically election fraud, but it’s scoring 10s on the composite.
Don’t do the Koo-Aiid man wrong!
There is a replica in mousecow, near the original master and margarita bar, or at least there was.
Ugh. I hate to say this, but the US is dumb enough to crash into the future hoping that other countries go renewable so oil is cheaper here. It’s too late anyway.
Michael Jackson was not a regressive.
The Appalachians would be just a little bump I scale.
What is producing the electricity? If it’s clean energy, maybe. It shouldn’t be “thinking about those,” but rather trying to compare similar load to energy cost per person. If the underground, rail, etc can’t beat something that has to push through water that doesn’t really make sense.
Ferry super sus. Like a cruise ship, but starts and stops more? Doesn’t make sense.
He just kept at like it was no big deal. He sweated and teared up, but ate the whole damn thing.
Joke all you want, but I had a two year old in a high chair that ate my entire take out bowl of very hot penang thai curry. Diapers weren’t fun for the next day, but he did it.
Just use baby powdered scented deodorants, if you’re trying to attract women. I’m not joking.
Depends so much on the kid. One learned about negative numbers when he was 6 and understood it immediately, including using them in sums, and absolute value. The other is this meme exactly in 3rd grade.
Driving to Ohio instead of driving west is confusing on so many levels.
K kewl.
Narrator: It was not.
What kind of peon eats an open faced pb&j? (Unless it’s on toast)