You see the team in blue? Those are the Dallas Cowboys, they’re Daddy’s favorite team and he needs them to lose by less than 5 and a half points.

The Simpsons. The chalkboard and couch gags are worth the watch.

Thanks to Mayor Simpson we’re all taking golden showers!

Correct!

*Note: character may have given out misleading information.

Malaise forever

Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

It was. I started work from home today and it made me think of it. I never did get the Tab that I ordered.

East? I thought you said weast.

That’s my body! I don’t know you!

Maybe they should have three. I’m Bart Simpson.

All I’m saying is that veterans should have their own holiday.

Did Garfield eat lasagna again?

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

Deal! Deal!

Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

Did AI make this?