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Laughs in Mel Blanc

Holy shit do I just want to be able to sideload my own personal apps on my device without Apple’s approval

Maggie was absolutely the best part of Downton Abby

Is the waxwing even trying?

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

In this economy‽

I don’t know if it’s even true, but if it is:

Consensual sex for a job > pedophile rape

Tersla Siberturck

It’s technically a water dispenser

Yes but we all know you will never experience that 69 (and I think you know it too)

The Spaghetti Album

I’m in the US and can’t help, but that video is fuckin brilliant. I want to have a beer with that guy

Yep. She’s going to die from a mysterious illness three times in the back of her head

Barber: I put a hex on you