uhm indeed

botched editing job

yeah I accidently killed my pet invisible spider :( his name was bob

hmmmmm

can someone find it?

Oh my gods, paper claws! I LOVED those things! We played Jurassic Park and I was always Blue. Ah, memories…bring me back…make me feel young again…wait what am I talking about I’m 26 years old. I’m the DEFINITION of young

y’all can have whatever wings you want I don’t care I’m not the Lord of the Wings

wait that’s a really good idea for a book like Lord of the rings but boneless chicken wings

I don’t know. science, I guess?

yea I know its sad

Yes! The Auroras are the result of the Sun’s rays that were rebounded and sent to both of the poles. Also, I don’t know the exact speed, but its really reeeeeaaaaalyyyyy fucking fast. Like, my brain can’t even fathom how fast it is. I can’t imagine the scientists that study this every single day think. Are they like “oh shit the sun is just about to shart some deadly fucking radiation time to do some science to make it stop” I am actually convinced that science is magic, and every scientist that ever lived had to say some oath to never tell people that they’re wizards. Meanwhile we’re like “oh ok they have this tool that looks like a medieval torture device they either must be really smart or stole that from a museum or time-traveled and yoinked that shit and brought it back here”

I actually don’t know

you know what

I’ll give you one gives boneless wing hope you like spicy vodka barbeque

ok! time for all those years of science to finally pay off:

Would you still love “her” if you knew that, every single second, thousands of waves of extreme radiation from the Sun, traveling at a million light-years per millisecond, hits our planet’s atmosphere? These waves slowly erode one of the only protections that we have against the Sun. But don’t worry, this planet has several more tricks up – and under – the crust of the Earth. The iron core of the earth emits a geomagnetic field that extends into space, creating a region called the magnetosphere. This magnetosphere blocks most of the Sun’s deadly rays, deflecting them back into space.

(also I didn’t get this off of Google. I just have a really good memory. also I added the bolded words)

I saw that once and thought that it was an actual jingle for an Arby’s commercial x_x

I read “Dark energy” and immediately thought of Voldie the wart (Voldemort)

the “everytime I poop I think of you” is actually crazy

Honestly, I’m the same. The pattern on mine is way too slow and I don’t know how to speed it up.

laughing at comments that are saying that you suck is crazy

Honestly, that’s a big flashback. In 3rd grade, almost all of the boys in the grade + me made this paper (American) football championship. And now, whenever I get a receipt, I make a paper football out of it. :)

I thought you said “Guspachio” instead of “Gestapo” ADHD brain x_x

haven’t seen a potc ref in a long time

nice to see you, Jack sparrow

also this is so relatable I majored in stocks and finance and I have no idea what I learned but I still don’t know shit about stocks or finance. only that if I don’t pay my taxes people gonna come and take my stuff

oh.

ok.

I don’t understand politics or economics x_x so thanks for giving a brief explanation :)

How are people connecting this to politics? Like, I scroll down and find people saying that this is a capitalist idea and shit. Please chill guys not everything is politics you don’t have to think about them all the time