Wozu eigentlich wählen? Wenn eh Gott entscheidet, dann kann man doch auch mit Dart-Pfeilen auf eine Tastatur werfen, bis der Name des nächsten Papstes in vim erscheint.
There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.
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3·8 hours agoFor each of these requirements there’s at least one Pope who didn’t meet them.
Damn, that’s a massive conflict of interest. If the Pope can appoint the voting Cardinals, what keeps him from staying on the chair till he…oh.
When you do more than necessary, one or more of the following will happen:
- Your coworkers stop doing their most unpleasant tasks, knowing you’ll pick up the slack.
- Your more ambitious coworkers start sabotaging you, viewing you as a rival to the next higher position.
- Your less ambitious coworkers start sabotaging you, cause your effort shines a light on how little they get done.
- Your boss notices unrest in his team and boots you to restore the peace.
Free career advice: Do the average team member’s amount of the assigned work.
If you have the time and motivation to do more, use that to improve your efficiency through automation, self-study, researching methods that reduce friction, etc. If you’re in a job that lend itself to automation, you will at some point be able to spend most of your time for studying.
Share your new tools with the team to help them.
When you feel limited by your role, apply somewhere else with your new skills.
4·11 hours agoI just told it to make an image of a woman it created more threatening.
In the next image she had darker skin and an Islamic head scarf.
- Mentioning the achievements of people without dicks or white skin.
Schwarzmetal. Schwarzmetal ändert sich nie.
Sie: Nimmst du mich in den Arm? Mir ist kalt.
Ruf aus dem Flur: KALT WAR’S VOR STALINGRAD!
He believes in “innocent after proven guilty”
3·14 hours agoUnd wenn das nicht hilft, dann erhöhen wir auf Hunderttausend Prozent!
Japan keeps asking the US what it wants in trade talks and can’t get an answer.
I eventually gave up trying to make myself exercise every day.
But I am fortunate enough that I could chose to live within cycling distance of my work.
Now I bike to work every day, which is technically transportation, not exercise, so I don’t mind it.
This summer I’m going to move into an apartment 11 miles from work. I’m really looking forward to it.
I give my son $20 to do it for me once every 2 weeks.
That’s all sorts of fucked up. Go to a nail salon! It’s probably cheaper, too.
62·14 hours agoThey should have stopped with the first one.
And now get off my lawn!
Yes, a bicycle is a vehicle.
I have no idea why it shouldn’t be. It’s a machine you use for transportation.
Many of them even have motors or engines, even though that’s not a requirement.
1·15 hours agopunish lies, and regulate the media.
So to save democracy, we need to abolish 2 of its most important characteristics - freedom of speech and freedom of the press.
13·15 hours agoAm Besten er geht zurück ins Weiße Haus.
Da wo das Schild steht gar nicht.