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17776 by Jon Bois explored much the same content for a moment.
i’m a turtle
17776 by Jon Bois explored much the same content for a moment.
I’m a fucking actively-performing stand-up comic and now is the best (and onlyest) time to be funny!
(And if you’re checking my comment history, thinking “hey, you can’t be two things, you can’t be a beige camry haver and a stand-up comic, I assure you, I can. In fact, I would say the beige camry is the quintessential broke-ass underpaid performer car. But it’s also completely paid off, so neener.)
As a beige Camry haver, my car is 22 years old and runs like a champ. Had to swap out the spark plugs, the cat, battery, tires, and brakes, but that’s expected when the car’s got a moonlength of mileage on it. I love this thing and will drive it until the frame is broken, I’m dead, or the car becomes illegal.
Neither of those!
I never changed it. Tanis then, Tanis now.
Most Americans tend to mispronounce it though. I’m TAH-niss.
your antics aren’t amusing
Joanne, go home, you’re drunk.
Well, did you do what she asked? Or did you stand there in the grocery store, excitedly posting on Lemmy, then milklessly return home?
4,000 weeks. 750k hours. That’s what the average human gets.
This is how I keep count.
Cops who… aren’t bastards?
I don’t follow.
No no, you’re right, those meme phobias are dumb at best and hella upsetting at worst.
slowly, delicately, gently pressuring the button until the most slightest click is heard, then presumably all hell breaks loose immediately, forthwith
That house.
That house is fucking terrifying, the way she just writes it there.
Yup, verified, it gets to the menu, tries to connect, and dies.
I wonder if my yuzu steam deck version would do that.
Terra Ignota used carefully calculated automobile tragedies as a pretext for civil war.
“Why doesn’t my child talk to me anymore?”
She will sincerely ask that, not even understanding that she said the answer with that fucked up letter.
The fact that the branding is larger than the informative label is fucked up. I wish capitalism would just fuck off.