Gets worse without dissenting voices, that’s why ‘safe space’ is such a double-edged sword.

It’s all the same… Only the names are are changed

Everyday

You know what really aggravateses me is them immigants. They want all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain’t even bothered to learn themselfs the langwich!

Moe Syzlak

Like and otter with his favourite stone

Needs the right atmosphere I guess

Or something Star Wars

Legit

I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.

Life is happy, baby!

Like he would anyway

Also cryptozoology: the study of cryptids (pseudo of course).

Yellow suit looks dumb.

Google™ presents: Hunger Games

Which countries?

What has the MTV done to you, boy?

A Donald duck

Took Aragorn that long to get kinged

Black riders on spiders

How old are these kids? Because those books get impressively eloquent as they advance, not to mention disturbing:

A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed.

Are kids gonna love that or wonder what the hell he’s talking about? I can’t decide.

The Rob Inglis version is good, discounting his singing.