There’s a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor’s goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we’re being honest with ourselves here.

You don’t understand, they were slammed.

Heat death any way you look.

Neat. How does this help me violate causality or skip over to a different planet? “Scientists discover we are trapped in an even deeper infinite fractal of hell from which there is no escape.”

I recommend turning off the device completely when an ad starts. This not only works, but has improved my entire life.

but I

Wait they were dragged? Not slammed? What is

I’m pretty sure the engines are burning coal, not oil.

These type of belief systems have a much quicker loophole: Get a buddy to threaten your life if you don’t renounce your faith, refuse, he kills you, bam, instant martyr, off you go to heaven.

4. Why do you have an account on xhitter, the site where Ellmon Grosk generates pedo images?

Nvidia drivers (I assume) cause random freezes requiring system reboot, maybe once or twice a week.

Tempered by the modern miracle that it runs windows games at all! I barely game on windows now except for a couple troublesome titles and the lack of wireless xbox controller support.

They definitely have. You have to jump through hoops to request and delete your data from some data broker. I had to do this, it was a massive report with no context and arbitrary statements like “hard braking” and “excessive acceleration”. They sell the data to brokers who sell out to insurance companies to raise your rates based on these arbitrary reports.

I catch them in a glass and cover the top with a piece of cardboard then dump them outside. Spiders eat bugs. Go be free little guy!

The group doesn’t care about fellow members of their group. Famously, they each care only about themselves.

Kalamata won.

And yet I cannot purchase a two thousand pound self-slamming door, which would be orders of magnitude safer.

Can’t speak for everyone but on my phone the a.lemmy.world website is unusable for replies. Half the reply box is covered by a control with a tempting x that closes the entire post and loses my reply. The submit button is hidden under the keyboard. When I finish typing I can hit the check mark above the keyboard which causes the website to zoom to 200% where upon I must find a neutral spot to double click somewhere and look for the post button, otherwise some nerd won’t be able to invalidate my experience.

Should we go back to fat cats?

Or one man could replace Trump’s name in the documents with Gavin Newsom in black sharpie and arrest him. The truth hasn’t mattered for years.

Everybody is wrong. He was just a lot less wrong than anyone had ever been up until that point.