Bob Pony never lets me down.

Why am I having so much trouble finding news about this elsewhere?

I asked the hamster, he said he’ll see what he can do and immediately went back to sleep on his wheel.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess nobody got a vanity plate about an Asian music production company unless they own that company.

The old bitching about the young is a sort of rite of passage, I think, usually accompanied by things like pride in lawns or serious consideration of adding a little bit of metamucil to your coffee each morning. It’s a way of admitting “I am sad that I am no longer young and I’m gonna be a jerk about it because dammit, I earn it.”