Um, that appears to be libel

Big Loompa

They only talk about identity because they don’t want to talk about kitchen table issues

he’s literally a republican

No, he isn’t literally a Republican

I was a kid/teen when this was popular. I remember it, but wouldn’t have thought about it at the time – what a pain in the ass (pun?) it would have been to buy toilet paper if you thought you had to color coordinate!

I am annoyed enough when the only rolls I can find are “mega rolls”, which don’t fit in the dispensers I have. Glad I don’t have to worry about pink vs blue vs mint.

OK, that’s enough about toilet paper

No, I’m sure it will funnel money to all the wrong people very efficiently

Bag of Moo Mix in the background

Oh, great…just what we need - more fucking emojis everwhere. How have we all survived so long without something like this.

Yeah. Page 3 of the PDF linked to in the article has a diagram that made it easy for me to see.

Like that hasn’t been happening for a while now

I dunno. I’m licensed to operate 2 ton machines that can travel at high rates of speed. Highways are dangerous, and humans are fragile things

If you’re suggesting a daring heist at the Smithsonian, I’m in!

Are you kidding? It’s worked great - for the owners donors

I find it unlikely that anyone would willingly copy anything produced by Hormel.

Everything fell off

Does anyone call the current one a man governor? What, are we cavemen? It’s female governor

It’s mostly about keeping the line for the men’s room short

Somewhere around 1987, I had my computer modem call my university library’s phone number directly so that I could see if the book that I needed was available (it was a long walk to the library). My computer acted as a terminal and the screen displayed everything pretty much the same as the terminals installed in the library itself (text only, monochrome display). Not really the internet, but probably the first practical use of a network of sorts for me.

Do these figures include earnings from garum endorsements?

Study correlates better sleep with eating higher amount of fruit, vegetables, and whole grains. Sounds like it correlates it with getting enough fiber. Is this yet another gut biome thing? Shut up down there! I’m trying to sleep!