Hey, can I come to your reunion?

https://shadow.tech/

You can switch your sub on / off as required.

Hey presto. New safety net :)

I do this with tooth paste.

I’ve started buying two tubes at a time because I can’t be trusted

He’ll also feed your parents to you if you piss him off

The doctor who approach

Good to know that sort of thing is behind humanity now…

Each bullet point was like a jolt of nostalgia. The MusicMatch reference hit me the hardest

Purple urine bag syndrome?

Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome

I wonder if the spike is radio, then the dip is landline telephones followed by a spike of mobile phones?

When I saw the hell in a cell reference I got a little excited. Then slightly sad

Linus tech tips recently reviewed a car with semi auto self driving. It can keep you in the lane and at the right speed. He said it’s perfect for school zones because he knows he doesn’t have to watch the Speedo and give that extra attention to watching for kids walking out. I have to agree with him, there is a school on my commute and the speed drops to 20mph. I let the car do that bit while I worry about little (or sometimes big) feet.

Would I trust that system to spot a child before I do? Not a chance.

Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

404 - I have no idea what you’re looking for, but I know this’ll cheer you up …

CATHEDRAL CITY!!!

Sauce?

Edit : nvm https://youtu.be/PJQVlVHsFF8

Thanks to the poster who wrote OOGA CHAKA

Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.

I once got locked out of an HP printer because it chopped off the last few characters of a password. Only figured it out because somebody had made a comment online about password length

There are so many ways they can put the squeeze on. Session time limit, throttle fraffic, restrict usage times etc.

Then you can sell a monthly VPN+ subscription and offer revisiting lifetime users 2 years free if they move to the new “better” service.

I’m not saying I agree with any of this, but it’s certainly not a new strategy. They’ve nothing to lose. Those who are pissed off will leave, you already have their money and those who want to stay will pay up.

The VPN company can have their cake and eat it

Turns out we die every night ¯\(ツ)/¯

Ahem, Ireland would like a word…