Finnegans Wake? So you managed to read more than the first page or two? That’s some dedication.

Those things aren’t as rugged as they imply. Go for a brief jaunt and skip a little while swinging it by the handle. It’ll turn into a laptop shaped projectile and leave a dent in both the ground and your wallet.

Sounds like the bedrock-only part is just a visual update. If you’re on Java you already have access to shaders.

But still - fuck MS for making bedrock a totally separate game so they could avoid giving alpha buyers free in app purchases.

Yeah I committed fraud systemically for the last 12 years by making my employees work before and after they clock out. But it’s OK because I talked to my own personal Jesus and he said they’re cool with it.

“Commit terrorism!” LOL memes are great these days! /s

Well that’ll definitely be able to employ everyone in the US. Pack up boys. We did it.

You missed the pokedex entries too!

Ew… Larry Ellison (yeah the one who has more attorneys than engineers and a hawaiian island)'s son is buying Paramount.

Well, regular erasers can be made from plant based rubber. So no.

Yeah I’ve listened to a few of his videos. He’s extremely off putting and unlikable. But he’s also 100% right. It sucks that he isn’t even slightly charismatic. I mean… knowing his history I can forgive him for that without question. But still - a big part of politics is building alliances and he will never, EVER be able to do that on anything but an ideological position and that’s not a recipe for success.

Wow… even a finger nail ruins that screen. Shamefully bad design decisions went into making those things if they’re THAT fragile.

Yeah - just like those Magic Erasers. Block of 100% microplastics.

The head of the Dallas FBI office said the methods used don’t just involve social media but also online gaming systems.

So Roblox. Got it. Fucking cesspool of a platform. Built for child exploitation by child exploitation.

That is both shitty AND trashy. Good job, whoever decided to ruin themselves like that.

Throw these out in nature and it’ll make for some very interesting bear encounters.

Machomp does

If they can statistically predict 67% or above, I’m interested.

TBF we’re rapidly approaching an idiocracy situation, so maybe killing children is a mercy. (/s in case it’s not abundantly obvious)

One of my kid’s friends got sent to one of these camps. Luckily the parents chose not to have him kidnapped.